Here’s what happened…

I finally get to tell an interesting story about myself.

I can distinctly remember my Junior Prom. What a great moment for any young man. It was no different in the Shipiloo house. I was very excited. After 3 attempts and 1 restraining order, I finally got my date.

She was a pretty lass as I recall. Definitely at least a six and a half. Now where I grew up in the coal country of Virginia, they came up with the “hot” measurement based on how many teeth the girl had on the top row….So I was clearly reaching up on this date. I had a date with Maggie Strejmarx and I was feeling good.

I polished up my 12 year old Jeep Wagoneer and went to the trailer park to pick her up. I drove us directly to the Western Sizzler “All you can eat Buffet “on Franklin road.

With all those damn teeth, Maggie could eat more than my Grandma on cheat night. It seemed that her favorite target was the Pineapple mashed potatoes supposedly with real pineapple chunks.

After about 2 hours of grazing, we were ready to head to the prom. But unfortunately we never made it there.

All was going well until we had decided to have her grand sister pick us up a bottle of the good stuff down at the truck stop; Boones Farm in a 24 ounce bottle.

Maggie sucked onto that bottle like a diabetic to a Krispy Kreme six pack special.

Two miles from the dance, she started projectile puking out the window of my freshly cleaned Wagoneer.

The night was a disaster. Maggie’s step brother/ex-fiancée had to come pick her up and take her home.

All I can ever picture about the prom date fail is cleaning up my car the next day only to discover that the sign on the buffet was spot on. There really were real pineapple chunks in the Pineapple mashed potatoes. Who would have thunk it?

This memory is brought to you by the Shipiloo Deal of the day; Dole Pineapple Chunks in 100% real pineapple juice in 20oz cans.

One thought on “Fun Deal 34 – 10 November

  1. Gary says:

    I feels ya

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